I’ve started to consider locations for the party to celebrate my swan song as a bachelor, and the choices are almost paralyizing. Of course there’s Vegas, but it’s a huge cliche; I’ve been there, done that with friends already; and I’m not exactly a strip club kind-of-guy. Those places always feel like an alien world, where up is down and rules are twisted around and nothing is what it seems (especially the those too-perfect 36 DDs). Plus I’m always afraid to touch any surface in those places lest I pick up some unknown flesh-eating disease. So Vegas is out…
New York would be great, with its fantastic food, great clubs and excellent shoe stores (I love shoes). As would San Fran, the Left Coast counterpart to NYC. And then there’s those hidden gems like Vancouver (although the nightlife isn’t as amped up as NYC or SF) or San Diego.
However, I’m really intrigued by Miami and South Beach. Warm weather, great Cuban food, fantastic clubs and enough bikinis and bare flesh on the street that we could certainly get our fill of eye candy without sullying ourselves by cramming into a greasy strip club. Plus, since I’m getting married in November, we could have the party in early October and enjoy travelling from then-cold Colorado to sunny FLA. This sounds like the ticket … any other suggestions out there, or have I hit upon a good plan? Let me know…
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